Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Houston, we have a squirter
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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