I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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