the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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