You're completely useless in the revolution.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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