Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
what the fuck happened to the tacos
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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