But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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