Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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