No awkward lesbian experiences without me
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
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