youre lurking in front of me
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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