she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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