Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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