we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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