Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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