I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
How does one acquire holy water?
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I'm really busy with my period
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