is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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