I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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