Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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