her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
fuck your aforementioned shoe
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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