she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
The convent might be a nice break from real life
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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