There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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