East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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