Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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