just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
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Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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