Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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