Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
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