True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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