And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
is this the sara with the beer cane?
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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