I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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