Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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