Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Actions speak louder than pants.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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