dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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