I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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