You really coming over, don't trick.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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