I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
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