Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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