she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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