im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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