it wasn't lemon gatorade
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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