I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
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i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Watching her eat just hurts me
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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