her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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