I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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