Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Randomize
