I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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