didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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