i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Randomize
