Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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