If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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