You just made me feel so damn special
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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