So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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