HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Randomize
